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Whhhoooaaaaa…….
Where am I? I have no clue whatsoever where I am or how I got here. Why am I in a hole? Whats up with all this dirt? WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Wait wait wait, its slowly coming back to me…I was riding my horse and then Thranduil shot an arrow into its hindquarters…
What happened after that? Ah, right, in anger I jumped off my horse, strode over to him but wait…halfway there I fell down some hidden well/hole and must have lost consciousness.
WTF?! What am I supposed to do now?
Meh, atleast I brought my Gameboy.
I CAN FINALLY LEVEL UP MEH POKEMONS!!!!111!!11
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Oh, whoops, I think I just dropped a bunch of burning torches in the forest.
NOT MY FOREST YOU BITCH!WHOOPS did I just shoot your horse with an arrow?
That would be my brother’s horse…. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT. *flies around, dropping more torches and fire pots, and directs some uruk-hai toward you* DO NOT TOUCH MY BROTHER’S HORSE OR I WILL MESS YOU UP.
Wut
My horse….
Did you just
My horse
BITCHES GONNA DIE!
Source: nazgul5
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Mirkwood is finally in the Horizon.
Nazgul9 makes his way on his horse over a hill overlooking Mirkwood. “Whoot! I finally made it to Mirkwood, time to get my intimidation on!” the Nazgul thinks to himself. “Ready to kick some elf butt?” Nazgul9 asks his horse. “Of course you are.”
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Since that little fairy gave me lip
MIRKWOOD SHALL FALL TO THE GROUND FIRST.
Source: lordsauron
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“I’m starved.”
Nazgul9 thinks to himself as he looks around Shelobs cave, searching for that tell tale smell of Gondorian meat.
“Hey Shelob, how are your injuries doing?” the Nazgul asks the spider, picking up a decaying foot to chew on.
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Where my brothers have failed, I have succeeded.
Sometimes it pays to stay out of fights, and instead search for treasure. Come, little Ring, we are here now… let us give you to our Master…
ORLY?
#You’re a dick #I HOPE SAURON IS ABUSIVE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP
Are you the friendly
anddumbNazgul? It seems like you have an accurate grasp of how much of a jerk the other Nazgul are. Would you care to join me for dinner?
Well…Sauron says I’m not supposed to talk to strangers unless in search of the Ring, and he already has that. No matter the truth of what you say about my brothers, they are still my brothers and only I can insult them. Family is Forever! But thank you for saying I am friendly, I like to show kindness.
Source: nazgul5
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Where my brothers have failed, I have succeeded.
Sometimes it pays to stay out of fights, and instead search for treasure. Come, little Ring, we are here now… let us give you to our Master…
ORLY?
Source: nazgul5
gimli asked: So do you have the dwarvish ankle bracelet? I'm just about to text you directions to the party!
No, after the fighting I looked around but couldn’t find it. Naz5 had already left before the fighting had finished or else I would of asked for his help.
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